FAILED INTERVIEW WITH ME
| You: | Hello, good dawn sweetie.. |
| Me: | Yeah good dawn too, saltie.. |
| You: | Okay, before we start with some questions, can i know your name? |
| Me: | Me.. You can call Me.. Just call Me.. |
| You: | Odd.. Then, how old are you now? |
| Me: | I'm not young again, but not too old and I'm not a girl, but not yet a woman, and also I'm not a teenager, but not yet a mature girl.. |
| You: | Are you kidding me? |
| Me: | You're trying to kidding Me? |
| You: | Ah forget it.. When were you born? |
| Me: | i were born 10 years before The Second Millennium Year and 45 years after The Independence Year.. |
| You: | i mean the date and the month.. |
| Me: | It's approximately five quadrate subtract with the satan's number in two month earlier of the middle month.. |
| You: | Oh My Godness.. |
| Me: | What? |
| You: | Nothing.. Honestly, where did you fvkin come from? |
| Me: | i came from daddys sperm and mommys ovarium.. |
| You: | Are you sick? |
| Me: | Not to health and conscious, but still alive even though I'm barely breathing.. |
| You: | I'm doubt you're normal.. Where do you live? |
| Me: | Day or night? |
| You: | Day first.. |
| Me: | Somewhere beneath the blue sky covered with downy white clouds or sometimes some gloomy cumulus.. And step above the perfect combination of tar and soil.. |
| You: | How about the night? |
| Me: | Someplace underneath the dark sky wrapped with starlight and surrounded by firefly.. |
| You: | Enough! i give up! The next question will be my very last question of all.. Please listen carefully and answer it seriously and directly.. Okay? |
| Me: | Me will try.. |
| You: | Who's the person on this Earth you loved the most, exclude your family? |
| Me: | You :) |
#story #converse
